Spongebob is my name, cooking crabbie patties is my game! I love riding sea horses named Mystery and Patrick has a board nailed to his head. Mr. Crabs is mad, I am sad, I have to let Mystery go. But wait! She ate his money, "Come back Mystery, come back!"
Dear David,
ReplyDeleteI hope you are feeling okay. I think maybe a little Sportscenter would be good for you. You are not five years old, you are fourteen.
Anyway, I loooovveee yooouuu.
Love,
Yourself
This is the greatest piece of wisdom I've seen since the genius Matt Millen.
ReplyDeleteSigned,
William Clay Ford
Owner of the Detroit Lions
haha chez. IDK though about your comment. In the picture you look closer to 5, so maybe that summoned your inner child.
ReplyDeleteHahaha